Tom Groeschen (Enquirer) just posted an update on when you might expect JoeyMVP back in the lineup:

Behind the scenes, the Reds believe Joey Votto could return during their series at Philadelphia next Monday-Thursday but that a more realistic goal is the St. Louis series (Aug. 24-26) in Cincinnati.

Or 11 days, 2 hours and 15 minutes from now. Sigh.