Yeah! Best pinch-hitter ever!

Wait…what?

Ooohhhh…the Reds signed Willie Harris. That makes more sense, I suppose:

The Reds agreed to terms with utility player Willie Harris on a minor league contract, two sources confirmed to MLB.com on Monday.

Harris, who will be invited to camp as a non-roster player, can earn an $800,000 base salary if he makes the club and his overall salary can reach $1 million with incentives.

Not sure where (or whether) he fits on the roster, but Harris certainly plays a lot of positions. He has some on-base skills, too. Not a terrible choice for the 25th guy on the roster, as far as I’m concerned.

Of course, he doesn’t do anything that Todd Frazier can’t do better. Much better.