Let’s recap tonight’s titanic struggle….

Toronto 4
Cincinnati 0

W: B. Morrow (3-4)
L: E. Volquez (4-3)


* Sigh…. I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to recap that game. Please feel free to post your own recap in the comments. Here’s my short version:

POSITIVES: Jay Bruce, Scott Rolen, Carlos Fisher.
NEGATIVES: Everything else; specifically, Edinson Volquez, Drew Stubbs, Joey Votto (although I wanna kick myself for ever including Votto in a “negatives” list, since he’s the most consistently positive thing about this franchise, day in and day out).

I’m going to bed.

Your friend Milton will help you forget about baseball!