As you know, after the Reds play a particularly poor game (it happens, occasionally), we post a certain picture that kinda sums up the way we feel. I don’t know why this picture is a good representation of all the emotions we feel after a big let-down; it just fits.

Yes, I’m talking about the goat. More specifically, the goat with braces:

Goat Braces!

The other day, Loyal Citizen Dave Lowenthal suggested that the goat needed a name. Several suggestions were bandied about, but I thought I would open up the floor. Let’s hear your suggestions.

Name that goat!

(Perhaps we’ll take the top suggestions and place them in a poll, with the winner receiving a prize of some sort. I haven’t really thought this through, have I?)