Let’s recap tonight’s titanic struggle….
W: I. Kennedy (2-1)
L: B. Arroyo (2-2)
S: J. Putz (5)
–I don’t know what to say, guys. The team is playing terribly, and I don’t have any answers. Sheesh, 1-5 on a homestand against the Pirates and D’backs…that’s pretty bad. (Yes, that’s brilliant analysis, isn’t it? Thanks!)
–I do know one thing: there’s no reason to panic. Stay calm. I guess.
–Okay, I’m sorry that I have to do this to you guys…but the only way I can deal with such a bad loss is to stare deeply into the eyes of the goat:
*This Offense Stinks.