Let’s recap tonight’s titanic struggle….

FINAL
Pittsburgh 3
Cincinnati 1

W: C. Park (1-1)
L: F. Cordero (6-5)
S: J. Hanrahan (5)
BOX SCORE

POSITIVES
–Nice start by Johnny Cueto (7 IP, 0R, 3H, 7K, 3BB).

–Ramon Hernandez had 2 knocks and a walk.

NEGATIVES
–This Offense has Stunk lately.

–Also:

(AP Photo/Al Behrman, as seen at SI.com

This is just a joke. The baby-faced assassin was even more frustrating.