The Reds stink. They’re just awful. They can’t hit, they can’t pitch, they can’t field, and they make more mental errors than a graduate of Virginia Polytechnic Institute.

The recent win streak is a fluke and I can’t stand to be a fan of this team anymore. The Reds make me sick to my stomach.

*Yes, this is a blatant attempt to create a reverse jinx. The last time I got excited about this team, they promptly went on a losing skid.