This organization has not posted a winning record in about a million years, the hitters can’t hit, the shortstop moves about as well as I do, the manager does strange things, David Weathers makes my head hurt even when he’s pitching well, the defense has been booting the ball around the field like a pinball machine, the best hitter on the bench isn’t even a hitter, the cleanup hitter should be hitting sixth, there’s HAVOC! all over the place — and yet…
…every single day, I can’t wait for the game to start so I can watch these guys play again. Just crazy.