Want to get to know Dusty Baker better? Sure, we all do! Well, then go read this post; it’s hilarious:

There is not much debate that Dusty is the finest skipper in the history of the game but what, other than being friends with Hank Aaron, makes him so great? I wouldn’t get any sleep, and I’ve got a full day of incredibly important television to watch in front of me, if I went through the whole list.

There’s some indelicate language, but I still recommend you read the entire post. It’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.