We all know the higher-ups want the Reds to create “havoc” on the basepaths this season. Maybe they want the pitchers to wreak a little havoc, too.

If you missed this comment by RiverCity Redleg, well, it’s just brilliant:

Did anyone else notice that our starting rotation,
H arang
A rroyo
V olquez
O wings
C ueto

Spells HAVOC!

Heh.