–How fast can you name the starting eight for the Big Red Machine? Take the test here. Nine seconds was the best I could do.

–As noted over at Nachos Grande, the Reds have a new theme/marketing song. It’s called “Paint The Town Red” and it’s by a group I’ve never heard of. That shouldn’t be a surprise, though. If it isn’t Dave Matthews Band, Frank Sinatra, or Jimmy Buffett, I’m clueless.*

*Yes, I know. I’m lame.

Video of the song is below, after the jump, if you’re interested.

Over at RR, they’re wondering if Joey Votto could be the next Todd Helton. Umm…yes, please. I’ll sign up for that.