Hope everyone’s enjoying their holiday season but, no, that’s not the only reason to be rejoicing right now. First, Gary Majewski just made the defending world champions worse.

Then, as if there weren’t enough to be happy about right now, our old buddy Jimmy “Leatherpants” Bowden has signed everyone’s favorite ex-Red, Corey Patterson. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love ol’ Leatherpants!

(Then again, Bowden only gave Patterson $800,000. Maybe he’s smarter than the Reds.)

On the other hand, if you aren’t into the whole rejoicing thing, go contribute to Chris’ “Panic Button” thread. Good stuff.