Armchair Association has done a breakdown of the MLB, equating every team with a fictional character. Pretty amusing stuff.
Cincinnati Reds – Creed Bratton –
A former scrappy powerhouse, you haven’t aged well. Now you’re dying your hair black and trying to use a Blackberry to look younger. But, poor management and your own paranoia keeps you down. Everyone is a little afraid of you, but they know deep down you’re really just a creepy old man.
