From Hal McCoy and the DDN:
“With all these ex-players and the old coaches in town, I’m catching grief and getting headaches from all decades  Lee May from the 60s, my dad from the 70s, Billy Hatcher from the 80s, Eric Davis from the 90s, Adam Dunn from 2000. I need to call up (former Reds player) Chuck Harmon so I can take it from the 50s.”  Ken Griffey Jr
This just cracked me up this morning.