From Hal McCoy and the DDN:

“With all these ex-players and the old coaches in town, I’m catching grief and getting headaches from all decades — Lee May from the 60s, my dad from the 70s, Billy Hatcher from the 80s, Eric Davis from the 90s, Adam Dunn from 2000. I need to call up (former Reds player) Chuck Harmon so I can take it from the 50s.” — Ken Griffey Jr

This just cracked me up this morning.