Inspired by this comment from Daedalus (“did we win the world series last year???”), and with free time powered by the writer’s strike…
All those guys should be back, so maybe this year?
The great photo was originally published as a free desktop wallpaper by The Enquirer. (It’s impossible to find a link on their site, but it shows up on just about every Google Images search for a Reds player.) Hopefully they, and SI would appreciate the gag.