Okay, this is completely off-topic, but it’s the off-season and there’s only so much discussion we can have about Jeremy Affeldt. A buddy sent this to me, and I just find it completely hilarious. The Reds really need to find a “Gino” to play during games.

Who is Gino, you ask? Well, he’s described here in the following way:

“He resembles Adrian Zmed of “TJ Hooker” fame, only with a lot more facial hair, and he knows how to work his sexy snake hips. Once you see him move, you just try to resist shaking your bottom.”

Interested yet? Well, some of your questions will be answered here: