I advise you to check out Red Rocket, a very entertaining take on the Reds.  (Hat tip to Deadspin for the link).

Tim (the Rocket) previews the Reds based on some pretty valid questions, like:

1. Which Reds outfielder can I trust to watch my cats and water my plants while I’m out of town visiting my parents?

2. Which Reds catcher would like to learn the banjo so we can start a bluegrass band?


3. Which member of the bullpen would have the best suggestion on how to treat the problem I’m having with my digestive system?

Pretty fun stuff.  A little raw language, if that sort of thing bothers you.