I see that JD linked to this Reds preview by Deadspin and, yeah, it is pretty entertaining. In no other season preview will you see gems like this one:

7. New general manager Wayne Krivsky is a madman. At any point he might decide to trade the entire starting outfield for Wesley Snipes because he’s got him confused with Willie Mays Hays and thinks he’s getting a steal.

There’s more where that came from (though be warned that it’s probably PG-13).