Via Rosencrans, here’s today’s lineup for the titanic spring training struggle against the Twinkies:

Ryan Freel CF
Scott Hatteberg DH
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Adam Dunn LF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Josh Hamilton RF
Alex Gonzalez SS
Mark Bellhorn 1B
David Ross C

Aaron Harang is pitching against Boof Bonser. The game starts at 1:05. I’m afraid college basketball will have my attention at that time.