Okay, raise your hand if you are sick of hearing the national media talking about Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter, and whether they are friends. Who cares? I like David’s suggestion:

I think the best way to end this is for Derek and Alex to do something really funny, like make out in the dugout. While someone is interviewing Jeter, Rodriguez should just come up and start with, “Derek, we’ve been apart too long. I need you now.”

Actually, I’m a little uncomfortable with that. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

For what it’s worth, I’m sick of the hard time that A-Rod gets in New York. I think he needs to come to Cincinnati, where he’ll be worshipped like the baseball god that he is. (Or maybe he’d get the Adam Dunn treatment here, where whatever he does isn’t enough). Either way, I’d love to see him in red and white.