So I wake up from a nice Saturday afternoon nap, and turn on the game in the second inning. It’s 6-0, and Milton’s already given up 8 hits. He ended up giving up 9 hits, 3 HR, and 7 ER in 3 IP.

And Dave Williams no-hit the Reds until the 5th. It was pinch-hitter Jacob Cruz that got the hit – of course, he couldn’t start. You have to have Jason Effing Romano in there at all costs.

Why in the world do I even both watching this crap? I’m going to see Star Wars. Even Jar-Jar Binks would be better than Milton.